Thursday, March 16, 2006

5 Year Old Virgin

Today is kind of a big day. Not so much for me though. Our boy Harley is about to meet his possible soul-mate. He's saved himself for the perfect girl and we're about to find out if she's the one! Here's how it will go down:
Within the hour, "Hildy" should be arriving here at the store with her mommy. Her mommy will come in and meet us and Harley. Then Josh and I will go out to the parking lot to meet Hildy. Harley will probably need to stay inside so he won't get too excited. Plus I need him to wait on customers while I'm outside (the most useful of his useful tricks learned so far.) If all goes well and the parents all approve, we will "set a date." It will probably be soon - like this weekend. Josh had "the talk" with Harley last night so we're hoping he understood. (From what I overheard, I think he knows what he needs to know.) I will keep everyone posted on the details, but their first date will most likely take place in our big back yard. We were looking in our Weimaraner owner's manual the other day under the topic of "breeding" and found a paragraph entitled "backyard breeding." It spoke very negatively of those who "think they have the greatest dog in the world" and decide to hook it up with another good one even if they are not in a "pure-bread champion lineage." Whatever that means. So anyway, Osh bring your video camera this weekend (not the VHS camcorder one.) It will be a most memorable event and we would love to capture it on tape...or disc..whatever. And if you even dare say this is gross, you will change your mind when you see the result.

3 comments:

josh said...

IDoFlix.com will be happy to provide the honeymoon package for Harley and his bride.

rachael said...

oh my gosh i want one!!

Craig said...

puppy porn?