When Harley Met Hildy

Harley/Hildy Date Log

First Date: Friday, 3:12 pm
- Lots of sniffing on Harley's part (typical guy), Hildy kept snapping at him when she realized what he was interested in (typical woman.) Harley was turned off by her attitude and decided to ignore her. She refused to leave her mommy's side and glared at Harley every time he came near her - a true example of a b****!! Isn't this supposed to come natural?? I mean, they're DOGS!! We decided to leave them alone on the porch together. We watched from inside as Hildy growled and Harley groaned with frustration. Poor guy, he's never encountered a situation such as this and I think his body was about to explode! After several attempts to woo her with his studly-ness, he tossed all useful dog tricks training out the window and pooped right there in the middle of the porch! Right there in front of the woman he's trying to impress! (Now I've had some bad dates, but none of them behaved like this when they didn't get what they wanted.) He was able to get in a few good licks but paid the price with some teeth marks in his ear (is that even first base?!?!) After 2 hours we said good-bye for now to a very hormonal Hildy. Josh had another "talk" with Harley later that night so we're hoping for some action tomorrow that doesn't involve as many teeth and as much poop. Stay tuned...