Harley/Hildy Date Log:
aaaand ACTION: Wednesday, 9:02am
- Well it looks like Harley's a morning guy. Yup, he finally figured out his purpose (and position) in life. This was of course after he humped Hildy's face for a while. Hildy's mommy and I would have been celebrating, but I guess we were just so in awe at the way nature works things out. . . and at the fact that they totally got stuck together. Poor helpless things! They didn't act like it hurt or anything, it just annoyed them. Here they were so tired and they had to experience what it's like being Siamese twins stuck at the butt. (Ok, sorry, I'm wandering over into PG13 territory.) Our neighbors warned us that this might happen but I didn't believe them. After about 15 minutes of torture (for those of us watching) our 2 dogs were relieved of having to share their personal space with one another and spent the next 10 minutes licking themselves. Hildy was gone by 10am and Harley spent the rest of the morning panting like crazy! He's a new man.
(yes, I do have pictures and video but I choose not to post them in fear of Blogger.com labeling me as a porn site.) sorry Derek
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